The trials and tribulations of being in Grade Primary

"Mom... I'm probably the only kid in my class that doesn't have Instagram, you know..."

Jesus Murphy
I'm sure you're not, dear.

We're still laughing...

A sneak peek of the hockey season....

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Posted by Nicole White on Saturday, April 4, 2015

The Life Cycle of a Butterfly (copied from his sister's blog)

There was a lot of discussion yesterday after school. A lot of it had to do with me getting Kyle up to speed as to why Brenley was grounded from her iPad for the day. A full day.  (And I wasn't about to go through the play-one-parent-off-the-other game!)

Anywhoo... Brenley pipes up,

"Yeah! Well you treat me differently than the other kids in class!"

"No, I don't. When you're not paying attention or up and about out of your seat, I call you out on it just as I would anyone else in the class... Would you have done that last year?"

"... no..."

"The year before that? .... the year before THAT?!..."

Brenley retorted with the utmost disdain,

"... well, it's not my fault this is the year the butterfly decided to break free from her cocoon!"

To which, Kyle and I both rolled our eyes...
"Spare me!" Kyle said.

Then I noticed a snapchat coming in on the ipad & I may have threatened to read it, which totally put vinegar in Brenley's wounds and she stormed off to her room and slammed the door.

Little Mr. I-Love-When-My-Sister-Is-In-Trouble starts to sing from side stage:

"Butterfly fly away..."

Then as we're laughing, Madden says,

"WHA? Butterflies fly out of their racoons!"

Oh we laughed!

Birthday Eve troubles

Madden is a little cantankerous this evening on the eve of his birthday. Kyle says to him, "Do you wanna have a birthday tomorrow?!?"

Madden responds, "I don't care if I get presets or have cake... IM STILL GONNA BE SIX TOMORROW!!!!"

Lol

Pay attention, close attention with your 'smart brain'

So Kyle comes back down the mountain after MORE water line problems for the rink & after just explaining that he had a bloody nose to us all, Madden asks why there's blood...

"Well, there was a wolf up there who punched me in the nose... I got on top of him, though and punched him back... You think this is bad? You should see the wolf now!"

Madden replies, "Cmon, dad. I'm a smart brain. I know there's no such thing as wolves... Right, mom?!" 

Right, Madden. Lol

Madden's BFF, Siri

Mr. Madden loves the Siri option on his ipad mini. It's quite the love affair they have going on. Any time there's hockey on, the first thing he does the next morning hen he gets up is grab the ipad and ask:

"Siri, did the HABS win last night?!?!"

"I'm sorry, I do not understand what you're asking me..."

"Did the Montreal Canadiens WIN last night?!"

And Siri brings him the score. He loves it.

Conversely, he also asks,

"Siri, did the Leafs LOSE last night?!"

*notice the subtleties in the way the two questions are asked

However, yesterday may have taken the cake... picture him laying on the hardwood floor in the living room...After chatting with Siri for a little bit, I hear,

"Siri, did you know I'm a hockey player, too?" 

"I'm sorry... what did you say?" 

"Did you KNOW that I play hockey? I'm A HOCKEY PLAYER..." 

"Sorry, I can't answer that right now..." 

"SIRI, I PLAY HOCKEY. I'M A HOCKEY PLAYER." 

"Sorry, I do not understand..." 

"Jesus, Mary and Joseph..."

And Siri brings up this:

"MOM! Siri knows Jesus!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Christmas Shopping Madden Style

A little man with a BIG heart and no idea of the value of a dollar! Lol