Anyway... they had a great day. (see post below that kind of explains part of that)
But when I landed to pick him up, he got all feisty and cranky and cocky.
At one point he got mad at something Ma said and rifled a dinky at her, just missing her head & the TV.
She started into him...
MADDEN! DON'T YOU EVER THROW ANYTHING AT ME AGAIN. DON'T YOU EVER THROW ANYTHING AGAIN. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOU'RE NOT TO ACT LIKE THAT IN MY HOUSE!!!!The little frigger stood there blank-faced... unphased... and retorted:
See that one over there (pointing to me). She's my mudder. SHE'S the boss of me! You're not the boss of me!Which, as you can imagine... caused Ma to light into him again... even sterner... right in his face, finger pointing and all...
MADDEN. SEE HER? I'M HER MOTHER. I'M THE BOSS OF HER, TOO. AND THIS IS MY HOUSE. I'M THE BOSS OF THIS HOUSE..
And completely unphased... confident as can be, he interrupts her,
Has anyone ever told you you have a moustache? Especially right there on that side? (pointing)
I almost died. Ma realized that it was a no-win situation and gave up and started laughing, too.
I might give up, too!
Here's the part that I mentioned above:
So, Madden was explaining to Kyle how he was at "The Dome" yesterday. Kyle keeps saying,
"Where?!? Where?!" And Madden's trying his best to explain where it is by the "see doughs windmills" (aka CBU... which is also a dig at Ma).
Kyle pipes up and says,
"OH! The Liquor Dome! You were at the Liquor Dome!"To which Madden replies... all annoyed,
"NO! There's no ice cream there!" LMAO
(Get it? Licker? Liquor?! LOL)