What rhymes with....?

So, on our way home from Brenley's dance class this evening we were trying to play the "Rhyming Game" where I say a word & the kids have to come up with a rhyming word. It was a lesson in hilarity as Madden wasn't quite grasping the concept (but sure proved he knows initial sounds in words LOL), however, the funniest had to be when I said,

"Ok, Brenley. A word that rhymes with 'dance' but is another word for 'walk'."

Mr. Madden pipes up, quick as anything, 

"Hans. Like Handsome. Cuz you both know I'm handsome!"

My nerves.