This month's edition of the Madden Gillis Hockey News

• Madden has just informed me he's a "STIPER" in hockey. I replied, "I think you mean 'sniper'". He says, "NOooooo. It's a STIPER cuz I use my STICK to score lotsa goals. I don't use my snick. I'm practicing..." ooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkk then...

• Madden was just watching the French CBC station. I asked him what he was doing,
  "I'm practicing. A lot of hockey players speak French you know."

Hockey, Weather Forecasts, Sickness, and General Phrases

We're watching Cindy Day do the weather forecast on the news at noon. She says "flurries". Madden pipes up: "What she sayin'? Fleury? The Goalie? She's talkin'bout goalies? Why? Why you guys laughin'?!" LOL All Hockey. All. The. Time.


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Brenley is sick on the couch with a stomach  bug. Madden is watching "she" to make sure she's ok. Then he comes and tells me, 
"It's ok, Mommy. I put my hand on she head. She doesn't have a beaver. She ok."

LMAO

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Words that Madden has his own spin on:

wub = love "I wub you, Mommy!"

she = her "I check on she"

we = our "I playin' wit we toys."

tenaly = penalty "I'm in the tenaly box."

foft = soft "I want my foft blankie."

grink = drink "I want a grink of milk"


So, in spite of all of that gibberish, he can pull off something like this:



And here's a popular video... LOL