This would be his pre-kitchen-game ritual.
That's a love of all things hockey!
When you can't find your son inside...
Only today, I promise!!!
"Jesus, Jesus! Look at those deer running up the woods there!"
"I don't wanna go this way, Mommy. I want to go on the Calbit Tale"
"Algonquin Jesus" (for Kyle saying 'Jesus gentle Jesus)
At the GPS (Which moo's everytime you go over the speed limit) "Shut up, cow!!"
~~Dawn~~
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Taking the term "Garage Band" to a whole new level
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And his moments begin to cluster...
Yep. We're at that stage in Madden's life where it's getting hard to keep up with his magical words of wisdom. Here's a cluster of recent vacation gems:
While at the pool in a hotel in Halifax, Mister decided that he was going to "gump" in off the side.
"No hands, Mommy!" (I put them down, in fear.)
"NO! No, Mommy! Hands under the wa-la!" (Oh jesus, I thought.)
And while he jumped many times before this instance, it was 2 bikini clad young women which diverted his attention this time; they were getting out of the hot tub, heading to the pool.
As he points to them! OMFG! "MADDEN, sssssssshhhhhhhhh!..... QUIET!!!"
To which he coyly replied, with his hands out in complete confusion on either side of him,
"Wha?!?!? Wha, Mommy?!?!?"
If I didn't die of embarrassment, the two middle aged men in the hot tub nearly died from choking on their beer!
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So, we had been on vacation for more than 2 weeks now, and Madden had been sleeping in a bed the whole time. This one particular night at Grammie's in Scotsville, Madden was being a little more of a pain to get to sleep than usual. He was up, down, jumping, laying this way and that all around the bed while I lay beside him. Finally he decided to stand on the radiator beside the bed and simply look at me, as if to say "Pffft! Ha ha on you!"
So, I got cross:
"Madden, I'm going to count to 3 and you better be laying down ready to go to sleep!!!!"
(He continues to just look at me mockingly.)
"One!"
"Two!"
"Three!"
and what am I met with!?!? A little voice, speaking through a smug face and a ditty (soother),
Ugh. All I could do was laugh, leave the room and start all over again!
While at the pool in a hotel in Halifax, Mister decided that he was going to "gump" in off the side.
"No hands, Mommy!" (I put them down, in fear.)
"NO! No, Mommy! Hands under the wa-la!" (Oh jesus, I thought.)
And while he jumped many times before this instance, it was 2 bikini clad young women which diverted his attention this time; they were getting out of the hot tub, heading to the pool.
LOOK, MOMMY! BOOBIES!!!!!!
As he points to them! OMFG! "MADDEN, sssssssshhhhhhhhh!..... QUIET!!!"
To which he coyly replied, with his hands out in complete confusion on either side of him,
"Wha?!?!? Wha, Mommy?!?!?"
If I didn't die of embarrassment, the two middle aged men in the hot tub nearly died from choking on their beer!
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So, we had been on vacation for more than 2 weeks now, and Madden had been sleeping in a bed the whole time. This one particular night at Grammie's in Scotsville, Madden was being a little more of a pain to get to sleep than usual. He was up, down, jumping, laying this way and that all around the bed while I lay beside him. Finally he decided to stand on the radiator beside the bed and simply look at me, as if to say "Pffft! Ha ha on you!"
So, I got cross:
"Madden, I'm going to count to 3 and you better be laying down ready to go to sleep!!!!"
(He continues to just look at me mockingly.)
"One!"
"Two!"
"Three!"
and what am I met with!?!? A little voice, speaking through a smug face and a ditty (soother),
Go to 5?!?!?
Ugh. All I could do was laugh, leave the room and start all over again!
If you're looking for advice...
We were to visit Papa in the Manor today. Uncle Dale & Daddy were playing the fiddle & Madden, Brenley & Mommy gave a few steps. As we were leaving Madden told Papa, "No girlfriends, Papa & No pickin' your nose!" LOL
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Now that he's talking... there is a bit more to post on here...
Now... I'm not sure if that's good, or bad, but there will be more to post!
Here are some gems from the past week.
We were waiting for Kyle to show up at the pool where Brenley's swimming lessons are. It was a really windy day. So, we were sitting in the truck waiting for Kyle when a gust of wind felt like it moved the truck!
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Madden went shopping for groceries in Sydney with the babysitter this past week. She was telling me how he didn't shut up the whole way down in the car, then in the grocery store he was gibbering away. At one point she asked him, "Are you full of old rope, or what?!" He promptly replied:
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Aside from his new favorite saying, "Oh God!", he's constantly asking "What happened?" which some people would say is better than 'why?' I guess. Except today, when we were leaving Burger King for breakfast he kind of took the cake!
Brenley was lagging behind in the washroom... taking forever. SLOW. When she and I finally got out to the truck he looked at her and said:
LOL
God love him! God help us!
Here are some gems from the past week.
We were waiting for Kyle to show up at the pool where Brenley's swimming lessons are. It was a really windy day. So, we were sitting in the truck waiting for Kyle when a gust of wind felt like it moved the truck!
Jesus! Jesus! It's windy in this trut!Was what we heard from the back seat :(
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Madden went shopping for groceries in Sydney with the babysitter this past week. She was telling me how he didn't shut up the whole way down in the car, then in the grocery store he was gibbering away. At one point she asked him, "Are you full of old rope, or what?!" He promptly replied:
No! I full of shit!She was so taken back that all she could do was laugh and laugh and tears streamed down her face!LOL
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Aside from his new favorite saying, "Oh God!", he's constantly asking "What happened?" which some people would say is better than 'why?' I guess. Except today, when we were leaving Burger King for breakfast he kind of took the cake!
Brenley was lagging behind in the washroom... taking forever. SLOW. When she and I finally got out to the truck he looked at her and said:
You pee, Benley?Yep.
You poop?
LOL
God love him! God help us!